If you think women are crazy you’ve never had a dude go from hitting on you to literally threatening to kill you in the time it takes you to say “no thanks.” — Kendra Wells. (via mysharona1987)

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Don’t be distracted by criticism. Remember ~ the only taste of success some people have is when they take a bite out of you. — Zig Ziglar (via observando)
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Anonymous asked: But olive what if it tastes salty??

whitegirlsaintshit:

pussy isn’t gonna taste like strawberries and whipped cream. like, it’s a bodily fluid. your vagina is acidic when it’s in its prime pH. let’s get rid of this idea that we’re supposed to taste like we’re fruits instead of humans. like, yes, you can alter the taste with your diet. but please do not fret if your genitals don’t taste like chocolate pudding.